u-ok:

u-ok:

Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend

HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY

u-ok:

u-ok:

Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend

HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY

kezgirl:

if i dont makeout with someone this summer im gonna be so mad

ragafox:

you’ve got a lil’ somethin’ right there

louisloveszayn:

what are you even supposed to do when you meet zayn ??? bow?? applaud?? apologize?? 

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

image

image

that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

tfw u have nothing to do in class and u wanna play ur 2ds but u don’t want people to see

amphetamine-angel:

zaksphc:

My future kid

Oink oink

amphetamine-angel:

zaksphc:

My future kid

Oink oink

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

im-just-here-for-the-food:

Amazing

im-just-here-for-the-food:

Amazing

HENTAIST